Bags
I noticed a silver SUV pulling up to the bottom of my driveway and then after a few minutes drive away. I thought perhaps they were putting something in my mailbox like a phone book or a bag for food donations. In my mailbox, I found a yellow bag. Inside the bag were more bags, receipts with your name on them and all the tags you pulled off the clothes you purchased in the United Stated so you could cross the border. Shame on you for being so dishonest and then placing your garbage in my mailbox. That alone is illegal. If you want to come across the border, obey the laws.

Table
To the individual who took the Adirondack side table off of my front porch in Keeseville, please return it. I am not sure the caliber of moral one has, or lacks, to just walk on another's porch and steal, but if returned, and soon, I will not pursue alternative action, as there was a witness to this crime.

History
To the person who answered my "eagerly awaiting the Department of Sex and Men's Studies at PSUC" by writing that it "already exists, but it's just called history," she or he may not believe it, but history really does include herstory. So, I still maintain, if there's one goofy department for gals, why not another goofy one for guys?

Money
Sorry the gal at the school lost the money she worked for, but why would you set yourself up to bringing it to school? You can't trust anyone these days, not even your friends — a big lesson to learn. And for the person who took your money, shame on her, or whomever, doesn't matter if they work or not.